Catfight!

I think that teachers should be taught in teacher education classes how to keep a straight face when presented with certain situations. Today we had:

• 4 year old girl catfight! What started it? "V said a mean word to me!" What happened? Was it an accident? "No, I hit her with my hand like this!" Both girls got sent to the office.
• "K made me pinch myself!"
• "V didn't want to sit next to me on the swings!"
• "M pushed R on the carpet!" Are you hurt? "No." Was it an accident? "Yes." So the problem is...?
• Student raises hand. Student is called on. "I forgot."

Today we also had our first Fire Drill. At least half the class, even though they were prepped for it, still wanted to know where the fire was.